Alumni Profile
Benjamin Kinsley
Class of 2008: MFA| Homepage | http://www.bkinsley.com |
Bio
For the past several years, Benjamin Kinsley has been traveling from town to town, convincing locals to engage in his strange, musical fantasies. In a small town in southern Germany, he prompted unsuspecting townsfolk to dance around like fools in the rain in search of the perfect melody. Upon his return to Cleveland, more than twenty people took off their clothes and performed funny noises to him for his amusement. Later, when he made music with his face, many elderly people protested.
Consequently, he relocated to Pittsburgh, PA where he immediately began to blindfold people and give them wedgies. After many hours of torturing his subjects, he discovered a process that could turn painful yelps into choral ecstasy. He is currently working on making this process safe to perform on human subjects everywhere.
